I've decided I want to live in a Carry On Film. A brighter, uber colourful, kitschtastic version of the real world where nothing bad ever really happens and tense situations always end with a bun fight
I'd go back to Carry On Loving and live in this flat
Isn't it perfect?
Oh but I love Esme Crowfoot's pink palace too
I'd let the philandering old men and young boobalicious nymphettes get on with it
I'd be busy having cocktails in this bar every night
Joan Hickson is a legend!
I want to live in Carry On world. Anyone want to join me?